I was asked to drive this.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/08/2017 at 15:42 • Filed to: None

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One guess what my answer was.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 15:46

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Hopefully with a few colorful descriptors in front of it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 15:50

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CAPITALIST PIG ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU REFUSED

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/08/2017 at 15:53

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You are the capitalist, mr. “no lower case letters”

Justin Hughes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 15:53

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A. No.
B. Hell no.
C. Fuck no.
D. All of the above

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 15:55

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Truth be told, any socialist in a position of power is a capitalist

RPM esq. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 15:57

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“Sure, just let me change the tire real quick first.”?

On a side note, how does a tire even develop a hemorrhoid like that?

nerd_racing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 16:03

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I would have tossed a steel tipped dart at it and turned an walked away as it exploded. Iron Man style.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RPM esq. 05/08/2017 at 16:04

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Ignorance & inattentiveness. That’s how.

Mercedes Streeter > RPM esq. 05/08/2017 at 16:19

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Compromised sidewall. Seems to happen from crushing blows from potholes, overinflation, sometimes rot, curbing the tyres at a decent rate of speed...pretty much anything that’ll hurt.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Justin Hughes 05/08/2017 at 16:20

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How much are you paying me?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 16:20

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How much are you paying me?

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 16:26

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“Hold my beer.”

Future next gen S2000 owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/08/2017 at 16:42

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Like around the parking lot? Into the shop? Down the street to the tire shop?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/08/2017 at 16:44

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Across town (50mph road) to the tire shop.

Tristan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/09/2017 at 03:42

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“Imma need a raise.”

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/11/2017 at 18:37

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gettingoldercarguy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 18:32

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Let me take a picture, document your request, attach picture to an email and forward it to legal, cool?